There's a saying, "A horse made by committee is a camel". Here's a few photos of what a wedding gown might look like, if the designer took your word for it.
"I want a LONG train! You know... really long and impressive!"
"Besides, I want to give my guests something to do while pictures are going on..."
"Not me! I want something light and easy to wear, but also modern and edgy."
"Just nothing sharp around the bride til she's in her hotel room!"
"Well, me, I want a really COOL skirt. Something a little bit crazy, to reflect my original personality!"
"Just call me 'Twinkle Toes'!"
"I want a dress right out of a fairy-tale!"
"But I didn't mean Ursula from Little Mermaid!"
"I just want something that won't make me hot in the August heat."
"A little something I threw on... and nearly missed!"
"Well I'd like something with some colour, and safety. I'm all about safety."
"And I'm all about celebrating World Aids Day too."
"I'd like to show my national pride on my 4th of July wedding!"
"Hmmm... maybe a bit much. Does this come a little bit more subdued? But still original?"
"MUCH better!"
"I'm pregnant. Do you have anything that will fit me?"
"EXCELLENT!"
"I want something vintage. Something French. Something original!"
"How did you KNOW?!!"
Sometimes we should just let designers design without giving them ideas.
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